American author
Nerves is just a case of which end of a six-gun you happen to be lookin' at.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Don't point a gun at nobody you ain't willin' to shoot, if necessary.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Some men never reach a marriageable age.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
It's hard to put a foot in a shut mouth.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A cowchip is paradise for a fly.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Saddle your horse before sassin' the boss.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A year of nursin' don't equal a day of sweetheart.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A sharp eye is the mother of good luck.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Men and barbed wire have their good points.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Hate is like water in a dry gulch. The longer it runs, the deeper it digs.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A politician don't steal elections, he pays for 'em.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.
KEN ALSTAD
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Secrets are easy to hear and hard to keep.
KEN ALSTAD
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Experience is another word for mistakes.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A drunken tongue tells what's on a sober mind.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
It's easier to catch a horse than break him.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Laugh when you borrow and you'll cry when you pay.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's