quotations about barbers
When one barber cuts another barber's hair, which one does the talking?
EVAN ESAR
20,000 Quips & Quotes
Of a thousand shavers, two do not shave so much alike as not to be distinguished.
SAMUEL JOHNSON
Life of Samuel Johnson
Can't go to the barber baby,
Don't have a dime for a shave
T-BONE WALKER
"Evil Hearted Woman"
A barber will give you a quick shave if you haven't time to listen to a haircut.
EVAN ESAR
20,000 Quips & Quotes
To make a barber shop conform to the principles of modern sanitary science costs much money. Salvation may be free, but the virtue that is next to godliness calls for cash.
A.M. SIMONS
The Journeyman Barber, June 1917