quotations about beds
The happiest part of a man's life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.
SAMUEL JOHNSON
attributed, Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides
I decided to stay in bed until noon. Maybe by then half the world would be dead and it would only be half as hard to take.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
Pulp
The cool kindliness of sheets, that soon
Smooth away trouble; and the rough male kiss
Of blankets.
RUPERT BROOKE
The Great Lover
If it's softer than ground and has a roof over it, I call it a bed.
GEORGE R. R. MARTIN
A Clash of Kings
I lower myself onto the bed, sinking as a stone sinks, then slowly bring my legs up over the edge and lie back. Once my aching shoulders hit the mattress the ache turns sweet. Ah, the relief, the luxury of not having to bear my own weight.
LYNNE SHARON SCHWARTZ
Fatigue Artist
Take thou of me, sweet pillows, sweetest bed;
A chamber deaf to noise, and blind to light,
A rosy garland and a weary head.
SIR PHILIP SIDNEY
Astrophel and Stella
She love de big bed, she love de big bed ay ay
Rolling, rolling, rolling in our big bed
GENERAL PUBLIC
"Big Bed"
Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
G.K. CHESTERTON
attributed, 20,000 Quips & Quotes
Hear a song, or watch a stage,
Leave some words upon a page,
Claim a foe, or hail a friend--
Bed awaits me at the end.
DOROTHY PARKER
The Portable Dorothy Parker
For I've been born and I've been wed--
All of man's peril comes in bed.
C.H. WEBB
Dum Vivimus Vigilamus
Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.
SAMUEL JOHNSON
Miscellanies
Whose bed have your boots been under?
And whose heart did you steal I wonder?
This time did it feel like thunder, baby?
Whose bed have your boots been under?
SHANIA TWAIN
"Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"
All I've got is a s-s-single bed
There ain't no room for your sweet head
Now ain't it a shame you missed the last train?
'Cause all I've got is a s-s-single bed
BANANARAMA
"S-s-s-single Bed"
I love you to the moon and bed.
C.J. CARLYON
The Cherry House
Daddy built it out of pine two days before the wedding
They say the neighbors cheered and hollered till his face got red
And mama brought the feather pillows and some handmade bedding
And they spent their wedding night in that big four poster bed
That night they swore like that bed their love would last forever
And they'd ask no more of life than the simple things they had
So they planed there future as they laid close together
And later I was born there in that big four poster bed
BRENDA LEE
"Big Four Poster Bed"
We're good in bed. That used to seem like a big deal to me. But we're also good out of it, and now that seems like a bigger deal.
STEPHEN KING
It
You're not fooling anyone by taking your clothes off when you go to bed.
RICHARD BRAUTIGAN
Trout Fishing in America
The sun has gone
To bed and so must I
OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN & RICHARD RODGERS
"So Long, Farewell"
Many a man gets up on the wrong side of the bed because he doesn't get into it early enough.
EVAN ESAR
20,000 Quips & Quotes
The day is done
The sun is down
The curtains have been drawn
And darkness has descended over everything in town
The covers have been turned and I've got my pajamas on
I've had my fun
I've stretched and yawned and all is said and done
I'm going to bed
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS
"Bed Bed Bed"