DIVORCE QUOTES III

quotations about divorce

The best advice I have for other parents going through a divorce is that the kids need to know that both of their parents are good people. It's easy to set the example of kindness and love and respect when the things are good. So if you can do that when things are hard, and wholeheartedly support their relationship with the other parent--you're showing them a certain kind of resiliency.

BRADLY WHITFORD

Good Housekeeping, Jul. 2010


The easiest way to get a divorce is to be married.

AMERICAN PROVERB


I pay my alimony on the button. I'm afraid that if I don't, my ex-wife will repossess me!

MILTON BERLE

Milton Berle's Private Joke File

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The arrangements that couples make in order to maintain civility in the midst of their journey to divorce are often most elaborate when the professed top priority is to protect a child.

JOHN IRVING

A Widow for One Year


Divorce shreds the muscles of our hearts so that they will hardly beat without a struggle.

E. LOCKHART

We Were Liars


I find to my astonishment that an unhappy marriage goes on being unhappy when it is over.

REBECCA WEST

attributed, Rebecca West: A Life


Divorce is like cutting off a gangrened arm to save the rest of the body.

DAVID KNOX & CAROLINE SCHACHT

Choices in Relationships


For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks but a divorce is something you always have.

WOODY ALLEN

attributed, The Little Giant Encyclopedia of Toasts & Quotes


In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage.

ROBERT WOODRUFF ANDERSON

Solitaire: Double Solitaire


There is a rumor that seven states are considering overpruning as a cause for divorce, second only to incompatibility and adultery. I hope our state is one of them. No judge would dare deny me freedom after he heard the story of my privet hedge.

ERMA BOMBECK

Forever


A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.

JIMMY FALLON

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Jan. 4, 2012


Marriage problems are relationship problems, they are the result of how two people interact with each other. You may abandon a troubled marriage, but you will still bring the way you interact with others along with you.

MARK GUNGOR

Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage


If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.

BETTY FRIEDAN

speech, Jan. 20, 1974


Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.

PAT ROBERTSON

The 700 Club


Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

LARRY GELBART

attributed, The Greatest Quotations of All Time


Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

ROBIN WILLIAMS

The Telegraph, August 12, 2014


My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

LEE TREVINO

attributed, Golf List Mania!


The snag about marriage is, it isn't worth the divorce.

SUZANNE FINNAMORE

Split


Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

EVAN ESAR

20,000 Quips & Quotes


The power of divorce can be given only to those who feel the inconveniences of marriage, and who are sensible of the moment when it is for their interest to make them cease.

MONTESQUIEU

The Spirit of Laws