WOMEN QUOTES XIII

quotations about women

I call 'em complaining machines. Things are never right with a guy to them. And man, when you throw that hysteria in there ... forget it. I gotta get out, get in the car, and go. Anywhere. Get a cup of coffee somewhere. Anywhere. Anything but another woman. I guess they're just built different, right?

CHARLES BUKOWSKI

Interview Magazine, September 1987

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A woman you've endured such a gnawing desire for, you can't help bearing a little grudge against, when the ache is gone.

JOHN UPDIKE

Rabbit at Rest

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What man can pretend to know the riddle of a woman's mind?

MIGUEL DE CERVANTES

Don Quixote

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The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness.

F. SCOTT FITZGERALD

letter to "Scottie" Fitzgerald, October 5, 1940


Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

GLORIA STEINEM

attributed, Quote Unquote

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Beware of a woman who signeth not her name to her letters; she will bear watching, aye, she hath a past.

GELETT BURGESS

The Maxims of Methuselah


Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

TIMOTHY LEARY

attributed, Was It Good for You Too?

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Women are seldom silent. Their beauty is forever speaking for them.

PHILIP MOELLER

Helena's Husband

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Woman is like a diamond with many facets: the imagination of man, the light which produces from them innumerable permutations and combinations of color. The character of woman is comparatively simple, but man imagines much and attributes it to her.

CHARLES EDWARD JERNINGHAM

The Maxims of Marmaduke


No one but a women can help a man when he is in trouble of the heart.

BRAM STOKER

Dracula

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It would take a hell of a wife to beat no wife at all.

CORMAC MCCARTHY

The Crossing

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But like all the other women I have referred to, she expressed herself with passionate and disarming effrontery.

CHINUA ACHEBE

Hopes and Impediments: Selected Essays

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You gotta respect a girl who realizes that romantic relationships are built on lies and goes to town with it!

PETE ABRAMS

"That Which Redeems", Sluggy Freelance, August 26, 2004

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When a hen cackles, she's either layin' or lyin'.

KEN ALSTAD

Savvy Sayin's

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To be born a woman has been to be born, within an allotted and confined space, into the keeping of men.

JOHN BERGER

Ways of Seeing

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No man ever reaches manhood
till a woman's tenderness
is a part of his possession.

EDWIN LEIBFREED

"The Conquerors"

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I expect that Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.

GEORGE MEREDITH

The Ordeal of Richard Feverel

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The really clever thing, in affairs of this sort, is not to win a woman already desired by everyone, but to discover such a prize while she is still unknown.

CESARE PAVESE

This Business of Living, October 7, 1940

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It is not extraordinary that the extraterrestrial origin of women was a recurrent theme of science fiction.

KINGSLEY AMIS

The King's English: A Guide to Modern English Usage

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If I could remake the world, I'd banish women, send them away with all their trouble. Then children would come from a purer source.

EURIPIDES

Medea

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