Growing older is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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Crawling is acceptable. Falling is acceptable. Puking is acceptable. Tears are acceptable. Pain is acceptable. Injury is acceptable. Quitting is unacceptable.
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A great debt is a great evil and a great national debt is a great national evil.
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You can never lose a homing pigeon -- if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon.
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The bitterness of poor quality remains long after low pricing is forgotten.
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I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.
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Apathy is the glove in which evil slips its hand.
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The alternative to a vacation is to stay home and tip every third person you see.
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If we're not supposed to eat animals ... how come they're made out of meat?
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Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.
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Dogs have Masters. Cats have staff.
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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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Women: We are busy wearing so many hats in life we deserve to have all the shoes we want.
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Only in spontaneity can we be who we truly are.
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Tomorrow is promised to no one.
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The first sign of senility is loss of memory. I forget the other two.
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By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
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Tact is the intelligence of the heart.
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Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
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People with good intentions make promises. People with good character keep them.
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