Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
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All you need is love. And a tiara. And maybe a cookie.
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
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I'm a nervous flyer, and it doesn't make it any easier when I get to the airport and see the sign TERMINAL.
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Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
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Sometimes when you think the storm is coming to rain on your parade, it's actually there to water your garden.
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The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
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Counting other people's sins does not make you a saint.
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Don't worry about people who don't worry about you.
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Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.
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If hindsight of some women was as good as their foresight, they wouldn't be wearing slacks.
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Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
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I'm not addicted to reading. I can quit as soon as I finish the next chapter.
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During sex it's perfectly fine to say "YEAH", "YES", and "OH YES", but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming "YEP"?
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A teenager is someone who is well prepared for a zombie attack but not ready for tomorrow's math test.
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Those who wish to sing, always find a song.
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Adventures are for the adventurous.
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Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go to Vegas.
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My alarm tells me you're in my house. My gun tells me not for long.
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Sincerity is not to say everything you think but to mean everything you say.
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